Deep In The Valley (Unrated)

• DEEP IN THE VALLEY UNRATED (DVD MOVIE)

"Hypnotic andihaunting." -Peter Travers Rolling StoneHarlan (Norton) is a charismatic cowboy stuck in suburban San Fernando Valley who by a twist of fate rides into the life of a rebellious young girl Tobe (Wood). Their chance encounter explodes into a passionate romance-despite evidence that a more sinister truth might be lurking beneath his country charm.Wanting to protect his teenage daughter and young son from the man that is clearly not who he is Tobe's father prohibits the lovers to ever see each other again. More alienated than ever down in the valley Harlan gallops full speed into a breakdown resulting in a desperate attempt to hold onto whatever or whomever he can.Format: DVD MOVIE Genre: ACTION/ADVENTURE Rating: R Age: 821575548755 UPC: 821575548755 Manufacturer No: TF-54875DEEP IN THE VALLEY - DVD Movie

American Dreamer

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Two lost souls find love-and each other-in America's heartland.

Striking out on her own for the first time, Lark Leopold comes face-to-face with the steamy glare of an impossibly rugged and handsome farmer Nathan Senatra's life is a mess and he doesn't have time for Lark's silly, bureaucratic animal research. His wife has left him and taken almost everything he has. What's more, nobody in the community seems to be on his side. But Lark cannot fight the uncontrollable attraction to the warmth and sensititvity she senses deep within Nathans soul. For the first time in her life, she has found something! worth holding onto-and no matter what the consequences, she is not letting go.Unlike High-performance wireless gaming now comes in black! Using optimized technology, the black Xbox 360 Wireless Controller lets you enjoy a 30-foot range and up to 40 hours of life on the two included AA batteries - and when they run low, you're given ample warning so you can connect a Play & Charge Kit for uninterrupted play. Plug the Xbox 360 Headset into the controller for full two-way voice communication: a wireless first. The same award winning Wireless Controller is back in black!Raised by mass media, Barbey Bardot is a human Barbie Doll. Only fourteen years old, she has bleached blonde hair, fake breasts, and buttocks implants. All the boys think she's hot, but her neglectful parents hardly notice her. In her despair, she turns to movies, TV, and music videos for redemption. She immerses herself in pop culture and all its glitzy glamour to the point of near madness.

When she! meets a wickedly handsome bad boy just as enigmatic and sexy ! as her f avorite movie stars, she thinks she has finally found salvation. She has discovered an ethereal connection to the infinite in this boy with sad eyes that bore into her very soul. All of her feelings become inflamed with the highest of intensities. She thinks she is in heaven.

But, when the illusions of mass media come crashing down upon her and she discovers life is not as she perceived, she struggles desperately to raise herself out of hell. During an unexpected epiphany, her salvation comes in the most shocking, electrifying way.
Raised by mass media, Barbey Bardot is a human Barbie Doll. Only fourteen years old, she has bleached blonde hair, fake breasts, and buttocks implants. All the boys think she's hot, but her neglectful parents hardly notice her. In her despair, she turns to movies, TV, and music videos for redemption. She immerses herself in pop culture and all its glitzy glamour to the point of near madness.

When she meets a wickedly handsom! e bad boy just as enigmatic and sexy as her favorite movie stars, she thinks she has finally found salvation. She has discovered an ethereal connection to the infinite in this boy with sad eyes that bore into her very soul. All of her feelings become inflamed with the highest of intensities. She thinks she is in heaven.

But, when the illusions of mass media come crashing down upon her and she discovers life is not as she perceived, she struggles desperately to raise herself out of hell. During an unexpected epiphany, her salvation comes in the most shocking, electrifying way.

Artie Lange's Beer League featuring Artie Lange & Ralph Macchio

• Beer, broads and softball combine with hilarious results in ARTIE LANGE'S BEER LEAGUE, an over-the-top comedy about a group of misfits whose weekly softball games descend more into fights for macho dominance than making home runs. When love enters his life (Cara Buono), it unexpectedly alters Artie's low self-esteem; and the odds for winning not only the league trophy but a new life are co

Beer, broads and softball combine with hilarious results in ARTIE LANGE'S BEER LEAGUE, an over-the-top comedy about a group of misfits whose weekly softball games descend more into fights for macho dominance than making home runs. Starring Artie Lange and Ralph Macchio. When love enters his life (Cara Buono), it unexpectedly alters Artie's low self-esteem; and the odds for winningâ€"not only the league trophy but a new lifeâ€"are considerably amped along with the comedy and chaos.It's! appropriate that this extravaganza of lowbrow cinema had its premiere at the 2006 Cinevegas Film Festival, because what happens in Artie Lange's Beer League should stay in Artie Lange's Beer League. Lange is most recognizable for his stint in the Mad TV ensemble, but probably more idolized by the people who will get wild kicks from his leading man debut as the resident guest-baiter and booze/scatological/flatulence/sex joke expert on Howard Stern's radio show. Those are the same kinds of laughs this movie relies on in telling the wisp of a story about a bunch of New Jersey boneheads whose lives are fulfilled by softball games and the beer-guzzling that goes on before, during, and after. Artie's team is proud to be in the bottom ranks of their league, especially when brawls erupt at games against their slick, archrival team. Artie and the rest of his team know these arrogant jerks in their immaculate black (of course) uniforms are unbeatable, so it's on! ly natural that Artie thinks its easier to just beat the hell ! out of t hem. The local cop who's had to deal with both teams finally gets so angry with the escalating brawls that he issues an ultimatum: Whichever team loses the season has to disband and never play on the league again. It's kind of an utterly tasteless version of The Bad News Bears for people who like their movies vulgar, offensive, misogynistic, and often really funny in spite of it all. Some of the subplots and supporting players include Ralph Macchio as one of Artie's childhood friends who's about to get married (cue depraved bachelor party scene with lots of topless babes), Mary Birdsong from Reno 911! as a kooky waitress, and a delightful turn by crusty character actor Seymour Cassel as Artie's teammate Dirt, who may be old but loves booze, fisticuffs, and debauchery as much as anyone. For some reason, Artie's foul-mouthed slobbery attracts a local Jersey girl (Cara Buono), even though he's jobless and still lives with his mom (Laurie Metcalf, who should get so! me kind of good sport award). The buffoonery doesn't just stop with the movie. There's also more than two hour of bonus material tailored for Artie Lange enthusiasts who probably number more than you'd think -- whether they'd ever admit it or not. --Ted Fry

Black Sheep (Unrated)

• An experiment in genetic engineering turns harmless sheep into blood-thirsty killers that terrorize a sprawling New Zealand farm. Format: DVD MOVIE Genre: HORROR Rating: NR Age: 796019805704 UPC: 796019805704 Manufacturer No: 80570

An aspiring gubernatorial candidate tries very hard to keep his bumbling brother out of the limelight and from helping with his campaign.
Genre: Feature Film-Comedy
Rating: PG13
Release Date: 16-JUL-2002
Media Type: DVDBLACK SHEEP - DVD Movie